Saturday
February 7th
02026
Almnck.
Price: 50

Top Up

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Office of the Membership Secretary

Top Up Your Almanickels

We speak of money only with reluctance, and with the shame that befits those who prefer the life of the mind. Still: the presses will not feed themselves. If you can spare a small contribution, we will receive it with gratitude and modest blushes.

Current Standing
Fellow Traveler
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Almanickels are sentimental tokens, not legal tender, not securities, and cannot be exchanged for Power Bracelets, popcorn, or the Gizzard of Lol. Your generosity is non-refundable, unless the Board is feeling unusually softhearted.